Oh, the Hipster Bible? You’ve probably never heard of it, it’s far from mainstream.
The Hipster Bible tweets are a way of reframing Bible verses in hipster cliches keeping the same idea but with different words in a way similar to a paraphrase of the Bible.
There will be newer ones posted on occasion and added here.
Enjoy, and please retweet the ones you like.
Week 1
"Wide is the gate and broad is the road that leads to destruction, for it is too Mainstream." Matthew 7:13 #HipsterBible
— Relevant Church Guy (@MrChurchGuy) June 3, 2013
"Praise him with the sound of Harmonica; praise him with the Ukulele and Banjo." Psalm 150:3 #HipsterBible
— Relevant Church Guy (@MrChurchGuy) June 4, 2013
"And if someone wants to sue you and take your flannels, let him have your scarf as well." Matthew 5:40 #HipsterBible
— Relevant Church Guy (@MrChurchGuy) June 5, 2013
"Now we see but a poor reflection as in a blurry Instagram filter; then we shall see face to face." 1 Corinthians 13:12 #HipsterBible
— Relevant Church Guy (@MrChurchGuy) June 6, 2013
"Very truly I tell you, like a hipster denies being a hipster; you will disown me three times!" John 13:38 #HipsterBible
— Relevant Church Guy (@MrChurchGuy) June 7, 2013
Week 2
"How beautiful on the mountains are the TOMS of those who bring good news…" Isaish 52:7 #HipsterBible
— Relevant Church Guy (@MrChurchGuy) June 10, 2013
"So if the Son sets you free, you will be totes free" John 8:36 #HipsterBible
— Relevant Church Guy (@MrChurchGuy) June 11, 2013
"Israel loved Joseph more than any of his other sons … and he made an ironic hoodie for him." Genesis 37:3 #HipsterBible
— Relevant Church Guy (@MrChurchGuy) June 12, 2013
"Sing to the Lord a song that nobody else has ever heard of, for he has done marvelous things." Psalm 98:1 #HipsterBible
— Relevant Church Guy (@MrChurchGuy) June 13, 2013
"To all in Rome who are loved by God and called to be his holy people: Hollaaaaaa!" Romans 1:7 #HipsterBible
— Relevant Church Guy (@MrChurchGuy) June 14, 2013
Week 3
"Even if I caused you sorrow by my post, well sorry not sorry." 2 Corinthians 7:8 #HipsterBible
— Relevant Church Guy (@MrChurchGuy) June 17, 2013
"Thy word have I tattooed on my arm that I might not sin against thee." Psalm 119:11 #HipsterBible
— Relevant Church Guy (@MrChurchGuy) June 18, 2013
"… When they measure themselves by themselves and compare themselves with themselves, they are so overrated." 2 Cor 10:12 #HipsterBible
— Relevant Church Guy (@MrChurchGuy) June 19, 2013
"If I speak in the tongues of men and of angels, but have not love, I am just a bland overrated Top 40 pop song" 1 Cor 13:1 #HipsterBible
— Relevant Church Guy (@MrChurchGuy) June 20, 2013
"I am the True Vine; you are the videos. If you remain on me, you will get many views." John 15:5 #HipsterBible
— Relevant Church Guy (@MrChurchGuy) June 21, 2013
Week 4
“Do not come any closer,” God said. “Take off your Chacos, for the place where you are standing is holy ground.” Exodus 3:5 #HipsterBible
— Relevant Church Guy (@MrChurchGuy) June 24, 2013
"Before it was cool, God created the heavens and the earth." Genesis 1:1 #HipsterBible
— Relevant Church Guy (@MrChurchGuy) June 25, 2013
"One altar had this inscription: 'To an Unknown God.' I know that God, you've never heard of Him." Acts 17:22-24 #HipsterBible
— Relevant Church Guy (@MrChurchGuy) June 26, 2013
"John wore handmade camel hair garments with an eco friendly belt. He ate locally sourced locusts and wild honey." Matthew 3:4 #HipsterBible
— Relevant Church Guy (@MrChurchGuy) June 27, 2013
"You're doing it wrong, teachers of the Law and Pharisees, you hypocrites." Matthew 23:23 #HipsterBible
— Relevant Church Guy (@MrChurchGuy) June 28, 2013
Additional:
"I have a differet type of food to eat, but you've probably never heard of it." - John 3:32 #HipsterBible
— Relevant Church Guy (@MrChurchGuy) January 11, 2014
I gave you cocoa, not espresso, because you were not ready for it. Indeed you are still not ready. 1 Cor 3:2 #HipsterBible
— Relevant Church Guy (@MrChurchGuy) January 26, 2014
One who hears the word but doesn't do what it says is like one who posts selfies and forgets what he looks like. James 1:23-24 #HipsterBible
— Relevant Church Guy (@MrChurchGuy) April 11, 2014
More to come . . .